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By: Baby Z
When pondering earlier how my 16 year old daughter would react if told we were vampires, I actually caught myself thinking that we would be like “I know that you are NOT coming here, informing me that we’re vampires and expecting that we are just some hapless, normal AVERAGE vampires, right? There better be some line of ROYALTY running thru our heritage because I’ll be damned if I’m not going to be a princess (or queen – ha) of SOMETHING dammit.”
Seems like this would be a completely expected and rational thought process for me & my teacup human.
That would be Queen Northman to all of you henceforth.
Have a tutti fuckin frutti day,
-BZ