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By: Amber Thompson
Half of the 2nd to last episode spent on Terry’s funeral was just…a disappointment, in my opinion. Life matters, yes, and vampires needed saving, and Terry was a pretty minor character lets not pretend otherwise.
Now then, Season 7.
I predict Sam and Nicole’s pregnancy will not go well. No, I don’t think Sam will be killed off.
I predict, based on a director/producer saying that Bill and Sookie are “soulmates” that Sookie will end up with Bill, but I don’t really give a hoot about either of them. Sookie is an annoying, self-righteous, judgemental princess and Bill is a weirdo. They deserve each other.
I predict Eric will be a part of next season, OBVIOUSLY, but I think he will have his own story line (apart from the other characters) as he tries to recover from Nora’s loss. I think he will be MIA and grieving and coming to terms with the fact that Pam is awesome and leaving her was a dick move.
I predict Violet will get eaten by angry, hungry bears.
No, probably there will be some stupid subplot with Violet controlling Jason and a bunch of nonsense and AGAIN, I do not care. VIOLET GETS EATEN BY BEARS.
Alcide will appear sporadically, probably shirtless and looking tortured. I am fine with this.
Pam and Tara will fight and develop a closeness while Eric is missing. Tara isn’t my favourite character, but she’s interesting and has depth so I say good. More screen time for Pam, who makes those freaky outfits look spectacular.
As for the last episode of Six – I think Warlow is going to turn Sookie into a vampire. I think her becoming more supernatural than she is is inevitable. (Later, in 7, she will turn to Bill for assistance and rekindle their romance.)
War will happen, because Sarah Newlin is an evil bitch and I sincerely hope she DIES in the last episode because if I have to hear her claim this is ALL IN THE NAME OF JESUS one more time I may…drink extra beer and keep watching because COME ON ERIC AND PAM. (I thought you would appreciate that, Cheri.)
Also, I’d like to end with a shout out to my girl Cheri who is my co-blogger and one of the most interesting, strong, and beautiful women I have the pleasure to know. You can expect several more TV shows to be dissected by our brilliant minds in the near future.