American Horror Story-Coven: V’s “Boy Parts” Superlatives!

Each week, in addition to V’s awesome “Coven” recaps - she’ll also be doing an article that will include her previously included at the end of each recap’s articles’ “Superlatives.”  Her superlatives are awesome, and here’s the “Boy Parts” superlatives from last week’s episode!!

Favorite Quotes:

“Look for the sake of peace among roommates, I’m sorry I killed your boy candy ok” – Madison to Zoe

“Is this where we all sing Kumbaya” – Madison during their morning gathering after hearing Queenie’s story

Zoe: “She’s sober.”

Madison: “Except vodka.”

“In this whole wide wicked world, the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.” – Fiona to Zoe and Madison

“I’m sorry for your loss.. wanna bite?”  Fiona to Madame LaLaurie

“Did we just marry the devil, ’cause I don’t know if I’m down with that.” – Zoe to Madison

“She couldn’t tell a love potion from a recipe for chocolate chip cookies.” – Fiona to Marie Laveau referring to Tituba

Madame LaLaurie: “Out of my way slave”

Queenie: “Who you calling slave bitch?”

“My husband too.  Him, I didn’t care, I was planning on killing him for weeks.  Poisoning his buck wheat.”  Madame LaLaurie when remembering that Marie Laveau took her family from her.

“I don’t care what kind of a monster anyone says I am.  I loved my girls in my own way.  Even the ugly one.  The moment she came out of my belly she was a shame to me.  She had the face of a damn hippo.  But I loved her just the same.” – Madame LaLaurie referring to her daughters.

WTF Moments:

Misty resurrecting the alligators to eat the alligator hunter.

The freaky sex and snakes scene.

Misty appearing in the back seat of the car Zoe was driving.

The Minotaur is still alive!  - This was definitely my biggest WTF moment this episode

Observations/Questions/Theories/Random Thoughts:

While Misty is meditating in the woods, and senses Zoe, we see a flash of what appears to be the man from the morgues car.  Is Misty also clairvoyant?  Is Misty the next Supreme?  Or, to play devil’s advocate (no pun intended), could Zoe be the next Supreme?  After she kissed Kyle, he came back to life.  Can Zoe resurrect the dead as well?

Since Misty has the power of resurgence, has she died before?  How old is she?  Could she have been around during the witch trials?  Could she have been taught by Tituba?  If so, could she have been one of the witches that the camera focused in on during the flashback to the Salem Witch Trials in the first episode?

Is Misty good?  Bad?  Single white femalish?

When Nan is hearing the voices, the first voice I hear is not that of a female.  It’s evil sounding, that of a man.  It almost sounds like a bull.  I’m not joking, go back and listen..

When Nan walks in to the bedroom to release Madame LaLaurie, the camera vision turns to black and white, as it focuses on LaLaurie.  It seems as if the camera focus was from Nan’s point of view, her vision.  Can Nan only see in black and white?

Why did Fiona spit in the glasses before giving them to the Detectives?

After Cordelia and her husband (what was his name?) have their freaky sex, the snakes are gone and the shells look whole.  I don’t get it.

Why did Cordelia’s eyes turn black during sex.  Reminded me of Season 2 of True Blood, when everyone was possessed by Maryanne.  Did the black eyes represent that something evil entered inside of her?  Wouldn’t be a surprise at all considering this exact thing is a common theme on AHS.

What was the betrayal that Marie Laveau mentions happened to Tituba by the witches?

When we see the Minotaur, his legs are chained together, but it didn’t look like his arms were.  And he walked into the room where Marie Laveau was.  What is the point of chaining his legs if his arms aren’t chained and he could still walk around?

How the hell is the Minotaur still alive?  And why is the bull’s head still on him.  And why does he sound like a bull?  I’m thinking that maybe he died while still enslaved.  Maybe he was resurrected (by who!) and came back an actual Minotaur.  Could it have been Misty who brought him back?? Can’t wait to see that unfold.

V’s Grade: 

B+