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The Blacklist: Kick Ass Reddington Quotes (S1:E5) The Courier
By: Baby Z
“Perhaps this is an opportunity to let our new friends at the FBI carry the water.”
–RR upon finding out his latest plan may be thwarted by The Courier
“No earthly idea, some sort of distilled alcohol - I think there’s bottles of the stuff stashed everywhere, would you like me to pour you a few fingers?”
–RR to Lizzie after she asked what he was drinking (Fredrick Hemstead’s moonshine)
“The next target on The Blacklist is the embodiment of BOTH.”
–RR to Lizzie after she tells him that the reason criminals are still able to work together despite knowing they can’t trust one other is that they replace trust with fear and the threat of violence
“The perfect middle man for an imperfect world.”
–RR to Lizzie after telling her that if either party in a transaction involving The Courier attempts to double cross the other, he kills them both
“At that price it could be anything from a genetically engineered virus to a very important person’s head in a bag.”
–RR regarding The Courier’s latest scheduled 20 million dollar delivery
“Dear Mr. Bradley, what is up with all the rabbits?”
–RR reading one of his writer friend’s daily letters to the editor of the Washington Post
“I’m talking about a friend, a philosopher who practices an ancient ritual going back thousands of years.”
–RR to Lizzie about the opium drug dealer he knows that may be able to help them with The Courier
“We had a great deal of fun until she tried to strangle me with her stocking.”
–RR regarding Laurence Dechambou
“We’ve gotten off to a rocky start. I’m not perfect.”
–RR to Ressler & Cooper in response to Cooper telling him he’s killed 3 people since he’s started helping them
“Hehehe…God, are you FBI.”
–RR in response to Cooper’s refusal to let Dechambou go rather than interrogate her
“I’ll consider it a bonus.”
–RR in response to Cooper threatening that if RR screws him on the Dechambou release deal…..
“Oh we’ll always have Paris.”
–RR to Dechambou referencing their last encounter when she tried to strangle him with her stocking
“He knows you better than I do, and I know where that lovely little freckle is.”
–RR to Dechambou regarding The Courier’s knowledge of her life
“You wouldn’t believe what I saw on the other side.”
–RR regarding the time he died for 2.5 minutes
FAVORITE QUOTES OF THE EPISODE:
“Let me put your mind at ease, I am never telling you everything.”
–RR to Lizzie after she accused him of keeping something from them with regards to The Courier and the package
“Or just bend over any available piece of furniture and let her slap you on the ass, she loves that.”
–RR regarding Ressler’s plan to meet with Dechambou posing as The Courier
“The world is rarely a fair place, that’s why it needs people like me.”
–RR to Dechambou in response to her theory that she’s done nothing wrong for The Courier to come after her
FAVORITE “AWWW” QUOTE OF THE EPISODE:
“Thank you for being honest with me. In my life I don’t encounter that frequently.”