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By V
American Horror Story never fails with it’s great one liners and quotes. Here are my favorite from episode 4, Fearful Pranks Ensue:
“Oh Spaulding, I must confess, I’ve always enjoyed our little talks together. Particularly since you’ve lost your tongue. Makes you seem wiser somehow. More thoughtful.” - Fiona to Spaulding
“Is it the end of harvest already?”- Madame Delphine LaLaurie to Fiona when speaking about Halloween
“Whose the baddest witch in town?” - Fiona to Madame LaLaurie
“So you old hens what have you come to cluck about?” - Fiona to the Council
“That thing you lack darling.. Charisma”- Male Council Member (Quinton I think) to other Female Council Member (Pembrook I think)
“Madison Montgomery is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she’s dead, it’s probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something” - Queenie to the Council about Madison
“Where’s my rug?” - Cordelia to herself but out loud to the Council
“I’m sorry, I’m either confused or really bored, but am I a rotten Supreme because I stayed away or because I came back?” Fiona to Myrtle
“The Council reminds you, no witch has been tried, convicted and burned at the stake since 1926. And on a personal noted, I’d like to add I got a book of matches in my pocket, Fiona, and I’m just dying to light this fire.” - Myrtle to Fiona
“Oh you little begger children all fancied up.. Don’t be greedy, just take one you little hooligans” - LaLaurie to the trick or treaters
“Hands off, I decided what you all deserve” - LaLaurie to more trick or treaters