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American Horror Story - “Burn, Witch, Burn!” Superlatives - Favorite Quotes

Definitely being my favorite of the season so far, this episode did not fail to bring us a great share of great quotes!

Favorite Quotes

“It’s because of my love for your plain faces that you could still draw a breath.” - Madame LaLaurie to her daughter

“And you, ringleader of the feeble minded, you’ve earned a special present.  On Christmas morning, I’m gonna stuff your conniving mouth full of shit.” - Madame LaLaurie to other daughter

“I’m no debutante, Doctor, so tell me is she blind or not?” - Fiona to the hospital doctor

“Umm, I think they know we’re home.” - Queenie referring to the voodoo zombies when Zoe tells them to shut the lights

“Get me a coke.” - Queenie to LaLaurie when she goes downstairs to get ice

“I don’t know what that was, but they got some real power in that witch house right now.” - Marie Laveau after dropping from levitation

“I could smell the bull shit in your pockets even if she can’t.” - Fiona to Hank during their tit for tat

“You’re one step up from the men who stand in front of Home Depot.” - Fiona to Hank during tit for tat

“And you will disappear.  You could go your own way or my way.  I don’t care which, although I prefer the latter.” - Fiona to Hank when telling him he has fifteen minutes to visit with Fiona

Madame LaLaurie : “Perhaps our shared tragedies will bring us closer together."  Fiona : "I doubt it.  You are, after all, the maid.”

“You’re all a bunch of little toads in a pot that Fiona’s slowing bringing to a boil.  You won’t even feel it until it’s too late.  I’d rather burn than boil.” - Myrtle’s last words

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    except that was madame lalaurie that said that to her daughters.
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