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Glee: Kick Ass Sue Sylvester Quotes Vol. 1 (S5:E3) The Quaterback
By: Baby Z
I’ve decided in addition to recapping Glee each week, I am starting a “Kick Ass Sue Sylvester Quotes” article as well. My recap and Quotes articles for THIS week’s episodes will be posted by tomorrow, but in the meantime, here’s the Finn Tribute episode Kick Ass Sue Quotes:
“Maybe that’s because you’re just the jittery, mentally ill bird lady they talk to to find out what college they won’t be attending because they missed the application deadline.”
–SS to Emma Schuester about not being a grief counselor to the kids regarding Finn’s death
“I planted a tree in the exact location where I caught Finn and Quinn Fabray fondling each other’s breasts.”
–SS to teachers
“And I grieve by insulting those who mean the most to me. It’s also a coincidence that that’s what I do when I’m not grieving.”
–SS to teachers after they gave Sue shit about her fondling breast comment
“We honor Finn Hudson by taking care of the people he loved.”
–SS to teachers
“Well it looks like we’re gonna have to dip into your West Village Halloween parade assless chap fund once again.”
–SS to Kurt regarding needing more money for the memorial tree’s vandalism
“Well Donna, one of us farted and I’m about 60% sure it wasn’t me.”
–SS to her secretary
“I was horrible to that kid, and I’m utterly destroyed that he died thinking I didn’t like him.”
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