Glee: Kick Ass Sue Sylvester Quotes Vol. 2 (S5:E4) Gaga vs. Perry

By: Baby Z

“If you’re referring to my face cage I will have you know that tomorrow I’m scheduled for a routine colonoscopy and this apparatus helps me avoid solid foods.”
–SS to “New” Santana about why she’s dressed like Lady Gaga

“It is the most annoying thing they have ever done.”

–SS in response to the news that the Glee Club would be doing either Lady Gaga or Katy Perry all week

“Why must we always choose BETWEEN female pop archetypes? Why can’t we be them all?”
–SS regarding Gaga vs. Perry competition

“Ohh, please let it be another Journey song…there’s gotta be one left!”
–SS regarding what the Glee Club should perform at Nationals

“And these rejects from the cutting room floor of a Tod Browning movie are in violation of each and every one of them.”
–SS about the school’s dress code rules and the Glee Clubs violation of them

“Well that was BS. Before Sue.”

–SS in response to Schue declaring the Glee Club has been walking around in outrageous costumes for years

“It is well brung. Yet again, it is brung.”
–SS’s response to Mr. Schue telling her to bring it

Have a tutti fuckin frutti day,
–BZ

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