The Blacklist: Kick Ass Reddington Quotes (S1:E8) General Ludd

(Pictured above - Reddington’s “Ohhh hellll no!” face!!)

By: Baby Z

Please bear with me, I’m not really known for my juggling skills and I have a shit ton of balls in the air recently. Proverbial balls.

Here’s this week’s “Kick Ass Reddington Quotes!”

“Then you’ll just have to find another criminal to talk to Elizabeth Keen and make fun of Agent Ressler.”

–RR to Cooper after being denied access to the FBI’s ViCAP System

“You would thrive in Malaysia, Caleb would love it, those thieving little monkeys near Batu Caves are absolute rascals.”

–RR to Mary the housewife that designs & prints fake money out of her garage

“Dr. Maltz is not on The Blacklist, he’s an asset I need to protect.”
(Lizzie: You want me to protect some plastic surgeon who might be linked to a terrorist organization?)

“Yes.”
–RR just before Lizzie meeting Dr. Abraham Maltz, played by……. ANDREW DICE CLAY???? Whoa.

“I don’t know how you do it, I had that done once - I couldn’t bear the tickling.”

–RR referencing Dr. Maltz’s getting a pedicure

“Nathaniel Wolf - you gave him a new face - I need to find him.”
–RR to Dr. Maltz (SO SAY WE ALL, hellooooooo there Andy Botwin / Justin Kirk from Weeds! Meow!)

“People who’s lives depend on your confidentiality, and you roll over like a cockapoo wanting his belly scratched?”
–RR in response to Dr. Maltz revealing new identity of Nathaniel Wolf as being Bradley Holland so easily

“I’ve never been more scared of a woman in my life, she was thrilling in bed…narrow legs, I think she played field hockey in college.”
–RR to Sam

“I miss that laugh.”
–RR regarding Sam

“There’s a fire inside that she got from you. She’s volatile, unpredictable…soft, then hard, then… soft again.”
–RR regarding Lizzie to Sam

“You’ve given her an incredible gift, Sam…taking her in and loving her as your own.”
–RR revealing that Sam is NOT Lizzie’s biological father

“He’ll always be there for her, standing in the shadows, keeping her safe.”
–RR to Tom regarding Sam (or perhaps himself)

“I’ve lost so many people. It never seems to get any easier.”
–RR to Tom Keen about death

“Watching thru her eyes all those who get close. He’ll always be there. She WILL be fine.”

–RR in apparent warning to Tom

Tom, as he should be, seeming a bit…. worried:

“If you know what corners to cut, yes - everything is possible.”
–RR in response to Lizzie asking if he could still fly despite planes being grounded and the country being under 9/11 type lockdown

FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

“Hahahahaa…. I’m gonna rob you. Because unlike you, I happen to believe in capitalism. I like money.”
–RR to Ludd as he robs him of the REAL $100 counterfeit money template

FAVORITE “AWWWWWWWWW” QUOTE:

“You will always be her father, Sam. I can only hope to love her and protect her, as you have.”
–RR to Sam regarding Lizzie

…………..right before KILLING HIM: