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American Horror Story The Axman Cometh Episode Superlatives - Favorite Quotes

Although this was probably my least favorite episode this season (which doesn’t mean I didn’t like it), there were still plenty of awesome quotes, wtf moments, random thoughts, theories/predictions and questions.  Plus, there were a few things that I wanted to do some research on.. Here are my favorite quotes from this episode.  Don’t forget to check out my recap along with my other episode superlative posts!

Favorite Quotes

“No man can make us cower in our home.” - 1919 witch Millie to her coven witches

“Yeah, Luke’s not here, his mom keeps slamming the door on me.” - Nan after Zoe asks her and Queenie if they notice anything in the pictures

“Saw my grandma use one once.  She thought it was cool too.  ‘Til the bad spirit came out, burned her house to the ground and took half her face off with it.” - Queenie telling about her Grandmother’s experience with the Ouija Board.

“There’s three of us.  You wanna find Madison, witch up.” - Zoe to Queenie and Nan, convincing them to play the Ouija Board

“I’d get out while you still can, jug-head.” - Fiona to Hank after Cordelia kicks him out

“It’s the greatest gift to have, and the hardest one to live with.” - Fiona to Cordelia about Cordelia’s new “gift”

“All right, you twisted tea serving necrophiliac, it’s time to fess up.” - Zoe to Spaulding after finding Madison’s body

“He broke Stevie.” - Misty Day to Zoe about Kyle’s PTSD episode

“I need a cigarette.” - Madison’s first words after resurrection

“You think I did that?  I look like the taliban to you?” - Marie Laveau to Hank after he assumes she was behind the acid attack

“I know you went all Malcolm X and shit, but this house is now a carnival of crazy.” -Queenie to Zoe

And my favorite quote of the episode: “When I plant a fat ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted.  Not come up like a damn rag weed.” - Marie Laveau to Hank about Fiona freeing Madame LaLaurie

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