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Week 12 record
5-8-1
Season record
83-59-1 (I started picks in week 3)
Wow, did I take a piss down my leg last week or what? As I was watching the NFL last week being pissed off because the Bears suck, I was actually laughing at how bad I was doing. At one point on Sunday I was 0-5 or some shit like that. Ouch. A few late game wins got me above abysmal into the area of less than respectful.
I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING!!
Here’s my picks for Week 13!
Green Bay at Detroit
Matt Flynn gets the start for the Packers this week. I hate both of these teams, so I don’t want either of them to win. Why couldn’t THIS game be the tie last week? I guess I’ll pick the Lions at home since they haven’t won on Thanksgiving since 2003, but to whichever team wins this game…”Go Fuck Yourself”
Pick: Lions
Oakland at Dallas
I can’t imagine the Raiders beating big D in Dallas on Thanksgiving. I’m sure Romo makes a few bonehead mistakes that makes this game closer than it should be.
Pick: Cowboys
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Ugh. I understand Pit/Bal is a big rivalry in the AFC, but for whatever reason, I hate watching these two teams play each other. Especially when they both kinda suck. I’ll go with Big Ben on this one.
Pick: Steelers
Jacksonville at Cleveland
Brandon Weeden gets the start for Cleveland. That’s all I need. In other news, if the Jags can pull this one out, they will have put together a winning streak.
Pick: Jaguars
Tennessee at Indianapolis
I think A. Luck gets it together this week. I just can’t find it within myself to pick Ryan Fitzpatrick, especially on the road.
Pick: Colts
Chicago at Minnesota
Adrian Peterson might very well break the single game rushing record for the NFL in this game. He might run more than Forrest Gump on Sunday, all I know is that the Bears couldn’t stop a 12 year paraplegic girl in her rascal. Either way, I’m not picking the Bears until they win again. Upset Pick of the Week
Pick: Vikings
Miami at New York Jets
Well, Geno Smith fucked me last week, so what do I do? Pick him this week!! Miami’s offensive line should be in true turnstile form against the Jets defense.
Pick: Jets
Arizona at Philadelphia
Arizona put a thumping on Indianapolis last week, but how will they do in Philly with temps in the 30’s? Nick Foles will show up on his Liger after being away hunting wolverines in Alaska to lead his team to victory.
Pick: Eagles
Tampa Bay at Carolina
I’d love for Tampa to pull this one out, but Carolina looks pretty damn good right now. Tampa is due for a letdown after putting a few together.
Pick: Panthers
New England at Houston
Poor Houston. Hits rock bottom last week only to play New England this week.
Pick: Patriots
Atlanta at Buffalo
Ah, the most craptastic game of this week. I’m thinking that Atlanta actually comes away with a win. Both teams suck, so neither really have much to play for.
Pick: Falcons
St. Louis at San Francisco
Just because of what the Rams did to my Bears last week. Fuck you Stache!!
Pick: 49ers
Denver at Kansas City
Tamba Hali is saying he’ll play this week, and Denver lost a heartbreaker to NE last week. I think that the Chiefs at home can stymie the Broncos, giving them 2 losses in a row for the first time since week 3 of last year.
Pick: Chiefs
Cincinnati at San Diego
Hmmmm….. do I pick Andy Dalton, who is more up and down than an elevator, or Phillip Rivers, who reminds me of a whiny little girl.
Pick: Bengals
New York Giants at Washington
Washington sucks. The Giants suck too, but Washington sucks more. Which means I’ll probably get this pick wrong.
Pick: Giants
New Orleans at Seattle
This should be a great game. Can Drew Brees beat Seattle’s defense in Seattle with the Seahawks coming off a bye? I think he can do more damage against them than Russell Wilson does against the Saints D. Either way, I’m just looking forward to Gruden announcing the game.
Pick: Saints
