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The Blacklist: KARQ (S1:E15) The Judge

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The Blacklist: Reddington & Cooper (S1:E15) The Judge

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The Blacklist: KARQ (Kick Ass Reddington Quotes) S1:E15 The Judge

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The Blacklist: Kick Ass Reddington Quotes (S1:E15) The Judge

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Blacklist: Kick Ass Reddington Quotes (S1:E15) The Judge

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7 years ago
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The Blacklist: Kick Ass Reddington Quotes: (S1:E15) The Judge

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The Blacklist: Kickass Reddington Quotes - The Best of the Best (So Far)

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By:  Baby Z

In anticipation of NEXT WEEK’S NEW EPISODE (FINALLY OMG) I compiled this best of the best “Kickass Reddington Quotes” using the following criteria:  Which ones best encapsulate the show & Reddington so far.  Here’s what I came up with:

“Let me put your mind at ease, I am never telling you everything.”

“The world is rarely a fair place, that’s why it needs people like me.”

“Every cause has more than one affect.  Say what you will about Frederick, but someone was willing to burn the world down to protect the one person they care about.  That’s a man I understand.”

“You may not like me.  You may not understand how or why I do what I do, but I’m here because you want answers to questions you haven’t even thought of yet.”

“He’ll always be there for her, standing in the shadows, keeping her safe.”

“With all due respect, if the intel were worth having? Then I would have it.”

“We become who we are. You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can by its first few chapters and most certainly by its last.”

”If you kill HER, you’d better kill me… because I WILL kill you.”

“Lizzie, I want you to know — wherever I am, whatever I’m doing, if you are in need, I will be there.”

Which ones would you add?

–BZ

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The Blacklist: Kick Ass Reddington Quotes - Part TWO / Anslo Garric

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By:  Baby Z


“Never let it be said that I value a Zenga tie over human life, even yours.”
–RR just before using his tie to attempt to save Ressler’s life.  A quick Google search informed me these ties start at about $200.

“You know Anslo, I’m looking at you and I gotta say I’m really surprised…with the access you now have to top notch plastic surgeons why you haven’t done something, ANYTHING, about that horrific scar. I mean how do you wake up at that staring back at you in the mirror every morning. But you know what?  It’s not the scar, it’s really the eye.”
–RR to Anslo, clearly trying to get under his skin

“It’s probably the only thing that saved your life that week, me switching ammo.”
–RR regarding his failed attempt killing Anslo after shoot him in the head

“So naturally I did what I always did, and beat you.  And you did what you always did - got beaten by me.”
–RR to Anslo

“That .45 might as well be a spit-straw.”
–RR after Anslo’s attempt to shoot the confinement room he & Ressler are locked in

“And you thought we had nothing in common, there’s only 2% of us you know.”
–RR’s response to Ressler informing him that his blood type is B Neg

“The concept of a last stand sounds so heroically romantic doesn’t it Donald, but there’s a good reason we didn’t see what happened to Butch and the Sundance Kid - because being riddled with bullets and left to scorch & rot under a Bolivian sky does not a sequel make - and if you’ve surmised nothing about me by now, know this - I’m gonna be around for the sequel.”
–RR to Ressler - damn right you are RR!

“Oh come on Donald, think of how much smarter you’ll be afterwards.”
–RR referring to Ressler’s now that Ressler will have RR’s blood due to transfusion

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“Allies today, enemies tomorrow -  the world is a complex place, further complicated by man’s fickle nature.”

–RR’s response to Ressler after he wondered why RR would save him after knowing about Brussels

“A month later?  I broke his neck with a shower caddy.”
–RR giving an example of the allies today/enemies tomorrow from his past

“Donald!  Feeling any wittier yet, any strange cravings for Beluga caviar or Marcel Proust?”
–RR attempting to keep Ressler conscious

“Revenge is too easy, and over so quickly. I would hope for more than that.”
–RR responding to Ressler asking what his Blacklist is all about if not revenge

“To stand at the helm of your destiny.  I want that. One more time.”
–RR’s speech about all the things he wants to keep living for


“I want the warmth of a women in a cool set of sheets, one more night.”
–TAKING VOLUNTEERS?????????

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“Most of all I want to sleep.  I want to sleep like when I was a boy. Give me that… just…one time.”  
–Listing what RR wants most to keep on living for

“That’s why I won’t allow that punk out there to get the best of me.  Let alone the last of me.”
–RR to Ressler regarding Anslo

“I have little to no use for that man. But before you shoot him be absolutely sure I’m not outsmarting you - we know how frequently that’s happened in the past.”
–RR to Anslo regarding shooting Cooper

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DEMBE:
  
“Ours is a friendship forged once in this life, and again in the next.  Goodbye my brother.”
RR:  "HAROLD - open this box - I will give you anything.“

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FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE NIGHT:

"We become who we are. You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can by it’s first few chapters and most certainly by its last.”
–RR in response to Ressler asking how he could betray his country


Happy Thanksgiving,
–BZ
7 years ago, 53 notes
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The Blacklist: Kick Ass Reddington Quotes - Part ONE / Anslo Garrick

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By:  A (slightly) less hysterical than i was last night Baby Z

Ok.  So now that I have my bearings back a bit from last night’s (still!) INDESCRIBABLE Blacklist episode, and I’ve come to terms with the fact that we have 6 more GRUELING days left before part 2 airs on Monday (and is the last episode until 2014 - WTF ARE WE GOING TO DO BLACKLISTERS???) I feel like I can perhaps a little better convey the utter spectacularness (?) of Episode 9 than I was able to last night, which was…not at all.  

I cannot remember another TV show leaving me as breathtaken, heartbroken, almost hyperventilating from the conflicting feelings of the show just plain fucking kicking ass in every imaginable way possible and yet being completely overwhelmed with everything that was packed into 41 minutes last night.  The last 10 minutes?  Ohhhhhhhh my heart….. 

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(The only thing I can think of that came close was the True Blood episode when Eric took off flying into the air to locations unknown, leaving Pam devastated, after the vamps were saved from vamp prison….)


Perhaps this will give you an idea of just how incredible Ep 9 was last night:  the quotes listed in this Part ONE edition of “Kick Ass Reddington Quotes” article?  All occurred before the show hit the 10-minute mark!

Without further ado - - this week’s Part ONE “Kick Ass Reddington Quotes - Anslo Garrick:


"Donald! There you are!! I told you I would’ve picked you up at the airport!”
–RR’s unusually overzealous greeting when Ressler surprisingly walked into the bar RR was at in Munich

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“The poor fellow has to walk a terrible tight rope every single day - I feel obliged to get him drunk every once in awhile so I invited him down - to celebrate!”
–RR’s toast regarding Ressler  


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“My plane’s faster.”
–RR being the BAD ASS THAT HE IS!!

“Why am I in handcuffs Harold, you’re violating our arrangement.”
–RR to Cooper 

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“That condition is a constant.”
–RR’s response to Ressler about there being an imminent threat to Red’s life

“With all due respect, if the intel were worth having? Then I would have it.”
–RR to Malik’s offer to show him transcripts regarding Hilton Wells’ association with the Egyptians


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“He needs me content. Land-locked. So he fed you phony intel to trigger your security protocol and now you’ve done exactly as he wished.  He got you to bring me here so that he could attack THIS facility.”
–RR once again schooling the clueless FBI and CIA Agents

“He almost exclusively works with a group of heavily armed, highly skilled mercenaries who call themselves ‘The Wild Bunch’ - former flag wavers made over in Frankenstein-like fashion into bloodless, country-less killers.”
–RR to the gang regarding Anslo Garrick’s entourage

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“Garrick is not a precision instrument, he’s a blunt force object.  And seemingly immune to bullets, I can attest to this firsthand having put one in his head years ago at point blank range.”
–RR describing the seeming invincibility of Garrick

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“And they’re in.”
–RR’s extremely irritated reaction when the facility loses power, indicating “The Wild Bunch” was, in fact, there for him

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Keep your eyes peeled later (or possibly tomorrow) for Part 2 of this week’s Kick Ass Reddington Quotes  - the remainder of the show has some of his best quotes to date.

Also?  LOVE:

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With all my achin’ breakin’ Spader-lovin’ heart,
–BZ

7 years ago, 16 notes
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The Blacklist: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???

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I was fully prepared to have this week’s Kick Ass Reddington Quotes posted tonight at the very least.  It’s now 1am, the show was over at 10pm, I am….for lack of a better term… BLOWN AWAY SPEECHLESS.  I have a decent amount of great quotes already that I could post but….. I can’t even form coherent thoughts on this episode on any level.  I mean…

….. words…. how…… 

……and then………

…..?????????????????????????????????????

I am honestly laying here right now trying to think of words to say and i literally can’t.  There’s no words for how powerful and moving and brilliant and mind fucking BLOWINGLY AMAZING and HOLY SHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME was packed into 41 minutes of “The Blacklist” tonight.

No. Words.

7 years ago, 21 notes
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The Blacklist: Kick Ass Reddington Quotes (S1:E8) General Ludd

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(Pictured above - Reddington’s “Ohhh hellll no!” face!!)


By:  Baby Z


Please bear with me, I’m not really known for my juggling skills and I have a shit ton of balls in the air recently.  Proverbial balls.  

Here’s this week’s “Kick Ass Reddington Quotes!”


“Then you’ll just have to find another criminal to talk to Elizabeth Keen and make fun of Agent Ressler.”

–RR to Cooper after being denied access to the FBI’s ViCAP System


“You would thrive in Malaysia, Caleb would love it, those thieving little monkeys near Batu Caves are absolute rascals.”
–RR to Mary the housewife that designs & prints fake money out of her garage

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“Dr. Maltz is not on The Blacklist, he’s an asset I need to protect.”
      (Lizzie:  You want me to protect some plastic surgeon who might be linked to a terrorist organization?)
“Yes.”
–RR just before Lizzie meeting Dr. Abraham Maltz, played by……. ANDREW DICE CLAY????  Whoa.

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“I don’t know how you do it, I had that done once - I couldn’t bear the tickling.”
–RR referencing Dr. Maltz’s getting a pedicure



“Nathaniel Wolf - you gave him a new face - I need to find him.”
–RR to Dr. Maltz  (SO SAY WE ALL, hellooooooo there Andy Botwin / Justin Kirk from Weeds!  Meow!)

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“People who’s lives depend on your confidentiality, and you roll over like a cockapoo wanting his belly scratched?”
–RR in response to Dr. Maltz revealing new identity of Nathaniel Wolf as being Bradley Holland so easily


“I’ve never been more scared of a woman in my life, she was thrilling in bed…narrow legs, I think she played field hockey in college.”
–RR to Sam 


“I miss that laugh.”  
–RR regarding Sam

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“There’s a fire inside that she got from you.  She’s volatile, unpredictable…soft, then hard, then… soft again.”
–RR regarding Lizzie to Sam


“You’ve given her an incredible gift, Sam…taking her in and loving her as your own.”
–RR revealing that Sam is NOT Lizzie’s biological father

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“He’ll always be there for her, standing in the shadows, keeping her safe.”

–RR to Tom regarding Sam (or perhaps himself)


“I’ve lost so many people.  It never seems to get any easier.”

–RR to Tom Keen about death


“Watching thru her eyes all those who get close.  He’ll always be there.  She WILL be fine.”
–RR in apparent warning to Tom

Tom, as he should be, seeming a bit…. worried:

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“If you know what corners to cut, yes - everything is possible.”

–RR in response to Lizzie asking if he could still fly despite planes being grounded and the country being under 9/11 type lockdown


FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

“Hahahahaa…. I’m gonna rob you.  Because unlike you, I happen to believe in capitalism.  I like money.”
–RR to Ludd as he robs him of the REAL $100 counterfeit money template

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FAVORITE “AWWWWWWWWW” QUOTE:


“You will always be her father, Sam.  I can only hope to love her and protect her, as you have.”
–RR to Sam regarding Lizzie

…………..right before KILLING HIM:

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Have a TFF day,
–BZ

7 years ago, 14 notes
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The Blacklist: It’s Your Irony

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I want to marry James Spader.
–BZ

7 years ago, 11 notes
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The Blacklist: The Look When Learning Your Plastic Surgeon Flips on His Clients Easily

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By: Baby Z

Oooooooooo I am so behind on my Blacklist articles - I know!  I’m working on them: a new recap, “Kick Ass Reddington Quotes,” and “Unanswered Questions” for Ep. 8: General Rudd are being worked on, along with 742 other things…. promise!!

Having a tutti fuckin frutti day,
–BZ

7 years ago, 2 notes
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Oh Red…

nerdunit:

Seriously they give James Spader the absolute best quotes on “The Blacklist.” The role really does suit him. 

I actually write a weekly “Kick Ass Reddington Quotes” article for each new episode that contains his awesome quotes of the week!!  Check it out!

-BZ

7 years ago, 7 notes
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